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04

Apr

faaaaavourite.

19

Apr

betches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks

in particular, i feel #29 - salon days cuz everyone knows picking your nailpolish colour is the most stressful part of my day.

13

Nov

As the official reality television go-to girl for most of my friends, I feel it is important…no, mandatory….that I report on this upcoming television show.

http://www.lake-shore.ca/

Apparently, The Lakeshore will “expose stereotypes in order to break them down, bridge relationships, and show young Torontonians enjoying life…”

Oh, I see. So Jersey Shore was created with an end goal of breaking down stereotypes, and NOT creating a whole genre of jersey shore jokes, themed parties, halloween costumes and other hilarious stereotypical things. Sounds soooooo deep and I definitely buy it.

Anyways, bullshit about the supposed depth and meaning of a show based on Jersey Shore or not, I excitedly wait for “The Lakeshore” to air.

20

Oct

whip my hair. just about as bad ass as 9-year old could ever be.

19

Oct

You might not be the one but you're the one that I desire.

currently addicted to: j. cole

18

Oct

mark zuckerberg takes over the world. and I don’t even care.